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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

14.06.2025 01:23

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What! how could you do that?

Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?

True - how I loved my mum!

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What do you mean son?

How does one succeed in life?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Do you know what she said mum?

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!